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stabsolutely:

gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

grandi-flora next time i come down, yeah?
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buddhagrass:

daaaamn
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stonerthings:

Shoutout to all the stoners lighting up and getting your education on at the same time, gets stressful sometimes

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sweetjanesays:

Wiz skipped a court appearance and got a warrant issued for this so you know it’s real

(Source: youtube.com, via sithlordcamilo)

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

you don’t know two presidents have never had sex with each other before

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."
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If you’re my babe, you’re my nigga too.

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theblacksophisticate:

shanellbklyn:

dynastylnoire:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

HE HAS ALSO STATED NOT TO PURCHASE THE T-SHIRTS THAT ARE BEING SOLD WITH HIS IMAGE BECAUSE HIM NOR THE TOWN OF FERGUSON WILL SEE THAT MONEY! 

Just needs to be stated again! 

Not to the cops but away from the children protesting”

This!!

(via mindingmusic)

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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strongfooted:

b8in4satan:

evilgh0st:

sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

Dying

lmaooo

That whole thing was a disaster lol

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Hours before the curfew, and pigs are already firing on the crowd. It’s gonna be a long night y’all #disgusting #stawoke  

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